Funny Leave Applications

This is a collection of leave letters and applications, I dont think anyone can write like this,but still people are there like ...

1. A student’s leave letter:
“As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend theclass….”
2. A candidate’s application:“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist Andan accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the pastSeveral years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”
3. H.R.F., Taxila: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with mywife. Please sanction me one-week leave.4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:“Since I’ve to go to the graveyard at 10 o-clock and I may notreturn, please grant me half day casual leave”
5. A leave letter to the headmaster:“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. Irequest you to leave me today”
6. An incident of a leave letter:“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
8. A covering note:“I am enclosed herewith…”
9. From P.T.C.L. Administration dept:As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Pleasegrant me 10 days leave.
10. Actual letter written for application of leave:“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband Athome I may be granted leave”.
11. Letter writing:“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
12. Another gem from H.R.F. Leave-letter from an employee who wasPerforming his daughter’s wedding:“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave…”