God

In the beginning there was the Computer.And God said
C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Enter user-id.
C:>GOD
Enter Password.
C:>OMNISCIENT
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:>OMNIPOTENT
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:>TECHNOCRAT
And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 1.

God