Clever Business Signs

My favourite - On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed." And at a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

1) At an Optometrist's office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

3) In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."

4) On a Plumber's Shop:"We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza Shop Slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a Towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) Another Pizza shop slogan:"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

11) On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."

12) In a Nonsmoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

13) On a Septic Tank Truck sign:"We're #1 in the #2 business."

14) On a Taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff."

15) On a Fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

16) At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

17) Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

18) In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"We'll be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

19) At a New Orleans waste disposal company:"Our business is picking up, but it still stinks."

20) At the Electric Company:"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted." Extra: In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Please drive carefully. We'll wait." Extra: At a Propane Filling Station:"Tank heaven for little grills."