Monday, December 11, 2006

Bush Yoga


Utthita Trikonasana
Extended Triangle

When my mom told me she wanted me to become President, she asked my yogi to explain to me the three branches of the federal government. I remeber him saying something about my right shoe being the legislative branch, my left shoe the judicial, and the rest of my body the upward-reaching executive branch. "Kinda like when your at the ranch and you're thankful for your boots when you step in something awful," I said. He just nodded and smiled at me like he always does.

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