Friday, February 02, 2007

20 Questions - Check it

1. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Once

2. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest

3. What is it that you will break when you call it by name?
Silence

4. Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?
A pound is a pound, the world around

5. Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins?
Although one coin is not a nickel, the other coin is!

6. What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use, don't know it?
A coffin

7. A man rides into a town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?
The horse was named Sunday!

8. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?
Johnny.

9. On what side of the cup does the handle belong?
The outside!

10. What kind of dog has four legs but never runs?
A sleeping dog! Dead dogs also

11. Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks?
(Not 5) Three, they are swimming in a single row.

12. A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat?
Who said anything about driving at night? It's daytime!

13. It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs?
(Not 9) Three minutes, you place them all in the same pan.

14. Where are potatoes grown?
In the ground

15. If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light?
On a green light you go, an a red light you stop.

16. You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter?
A well placed hole

17. What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
your name

18. There are 2 babies born on the same day at the same time in the same month in the same year at the same hospital from the same biological mother. How is it possible they are not twins? They are triplets!

19. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly

20. What can you keep even after giving it to someone else?
Your word, a cold, or your name.

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